The War on Christmas

may be over. I don't know if we democrats won or lost this fake war, it might not even be over. But if it isn't, we should ease up on Christmas, we've got to save our energies for The War on May Day and The War on Flag Day, Groundhog Day, Grapndparents Day, etc. But the big one, the war that I'm not even sure if I'm courageous enough to fight, is The War on Administrative Professionals Day. I mean, we're out to kill the spirit of the country, but mess with Administrative Professionals' Day? I think that that's just going too far.