You might think that I have fallen off of the face of the earth, that's right, the non-spherical earth.

Well, I did. But luckily we have been playing so much Worms 3-D that I have become proficient with the ninja-rope, and was able to end my fall in one Spiderman-esque swoop. It was a sight to see.

Anyway, I'm back - but don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years.

Word.