Was clearing some space on the good ol' hard drive and found a file of quotes that I was saving for a rainy day. Well, it's sunny out, but I'll treat you to these anyway.


It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:The Japanese eat relatively little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Japanese drink relatively little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and other fatty foods and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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